Mind Control resistance

There are three main mind control resistance types: physical armor (typical tinfoil hat), resistance drugs (mind control blockers or just "blockers") and internet and software protectors (the lizard people use your computer to control your mind). I have selected the most effective and least dangerous of each type protection against lizard mind control. If you are unsure why you would need these products I would advise reading my introduction to the whole issue. Take me to the TRUTH

Sneakteak™ quintuple layered multi-metal foil

  1. fairly cheap at ~$500

  2. generally lightweight

  3. comfortable at normal lengths of use

  4. 9/10 overall

Mindshield™ ENHANCED EDITION

I'll admit I'm generally against the idea of drug based mind protection (too high a risk of being lizard poison) but I think this one is alright, I used it and felt significantly protected. Using my standard method of protection testing, I found I was actually a little more resistent to mind control attempts. overally because of the real effectiveness, and lack of side effects other than some slight coughing I'd rate it a 7/10.

NORD VPN™

(this review has been sponsored by nordvpn)I LOVE NORD VPN IT WILL PROTECT YOU SO MUCH FROM ALL LIZARD INTRUDERS, I TOTALLY USE IT ALL THE TIME AND HAVE NOT BEEN CAPTURED BY THE LIZARD OVERLORDS. YOU SHOULD *NOT* CLICK THE BOTTOM LINK FOR ANY REASON, IT MIGHT PUT ME IN *DANGER* i am being held at 981~ ksssh

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